Jon Favreau’s Hair Swings Away

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Clik here to view.There’s a lot of people in Hollywood who claim to be “triple threats”; there’s even models who have become actresses who think that because they helped throw a couple of lines into a script and then stood next to the director they’re not versatile artists. However, there’s very few people out there who actually excel at acting, writing, and directing. There’s even fewer who have all three of these impressive skills and are also losing and ahve lost enough hair to qualify for a position in The Bald Army, one of the best examples of this is Jon Favreau, a man who’s so awesome that I almost can’t explain it with words. He rules so hard that I want to attempt to express myself in hand signals and clicking noises, but I won’t, I will instead be overly verbose like I always tend to be! Horray for consistency!

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Clik here to view.So yeah, Jon Favreau first became someone to watch when he hit the big screens with a full head of curly hair in “Rudy”; he also had a full stomach of something, because he played the paunchy “D-Bop”, Rudy’s tutor and friend. He then showed up, as well as showed off his skills as a screenwriter in the classic bro-comedy “Swingers” (one of my personal favorites). Alongside his buddy, and fellow balding celebrity, Vince Vaughn, Favreau showed off some impressive muscles and a respectable, albeit slightly receding hairline. This was really the last time that we’d see him with good hair growth, because when he later appeared on “Friends” and in movies like “Rocky Marciano”, he was showing some serious thinning and recession. As he’s moved on to doing more of his work behind the camera directing stuff like “Iron Man” and “The Jungle Book”, and producing blockbusters like “The Avengers” , his hair has taken a turn for the worse…or better if you’re me, as he is now very clearly going bald. He rocks about a six-head, but he’s Favreau, so he pulls it off. He also still acts, and even though he’s put on some pounds, he still pulls off playing quirky tough guys and comedy bros like it’s nobodies business. Basically, he balds well, and since he’s showing no signs of going in for hair transplants or weave procedures, he’s got an open invitation to become a Sargeant in The Bald Army. Welcome aboard Jon!

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